GIVE THIS TEACHER THE PRESIDENTIAL MEDAL OF FREEDOM: Hand Washing Video That Will Blow Your Mind

I, like many of you, have never been a huge believer in soap. It’s uncomfortable to admit but I’m not a huge hand washer. I mean, does it really work? I like the smell of cucumber melon as much as the next stud muffin but soap makes my hands dry out and then I have to use lotion. Lotion creates a Pavlovian response in my brain and I don’t have time to be perpetually horny. During CORONAVIRUS SZN, we all have a societal responsibility to be more vigilant. Vigilant sanitizing vigilantes. That’s the new squad name. VSV for short. It’s a terrible name but it’s the best we have on short notice.

Anyways.

This video changes my opinion on soap. The pepper runs from the soap like liquid from my buttcheeks. Sorry. There was no other way I could phrase it. God damn it. I ruined this blog. I’ll try again later. Fuck. Wash your hands. :(